This is a mockery of El_Uly

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 03/21/2016 at 07:00 • Filed to: Cookie Monster

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Apparently the paparazzi took a pic of el_uly after a night of cookie binge-ing, and then slapped said pic on a lunchbox to make money. Heck, the label even says “The Binge”! The paparazzi Are heartless!

Hot Takes Salesman > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 07:14

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The sick bastards

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 07:17

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Heavy drinking

zeontestpilot > Hot Takes Salesman 03/21/2016 at 07:17

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We need to start a revolution for restitution.

Wheelerguy > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 07:19

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There’s a bertstrip for this. Pip bip?

zeontestpilot > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/21/2016 at 07:19

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I've tried to tell him not to overdo it with the milk....he just can't hold it...

Tapas > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 08:18

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Well, I guess Gawker’s getting sued again.

zeontestpilot > Tapas 03/21/2016 at 08:21

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Gawker, please stop taking photos of celebrities!

TheDudeAbides_(version 2.0) > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 08:30

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I have the t-shirt.

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-bin…

zeontestpilot > TheDudeAbides_(version 2.0) 03/21/2016 at 08:31

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I now need that shirt.

TheDudeAbides_(version 2.0) > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 08:41

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Whatever you do, do not click the “all designs” at the top of the page. Unless you have a few hours to waste, and most-to-all of your tax return remaining to spend.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 08:55

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Well... at least it’s not a sex tape.

EL_ULY > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/21/2016 at 12:15

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......well.....

EL_ULY > zeontestpilot 03/21/2016 at 12:16

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lol but man, what a night!!!!!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > EL_ULY 03/21/2016 at 12:17

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I mean, if you send it over, I’ll do a review.......

EL_ULY > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/21/2016 at 12:21

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nice try Gawker, not going to fall for that hubbub. Plus, the camera would never focus. It’s pretty much 4 hours of blurry blue fur and sexy time noises

zeontestpilot > EL_ULY 03/21/2016 at 12:52

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How do hashtags work? #noRegrets

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > EL_ULY 03/21/2016 at 16:42

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Sounds sexy. I’d watch it.